LOL, a collection of financial article titles from when I was 65

LOL, a collection of financial article titles from when I was 65

Yesterday, the news of delaying retirement was announced, and netizens have started to make memes, imagining what the business world will look like when the time comes. This article summarizes the headlines of financial articles when you turn 65, let's take a look.

I believe everyone has seen the news about delaying retirement yesterday (for those who haven’t heard of it, I suggest you check your Internet connection).

According to the timetable circulating on the Internet, I will retire in 2055. By then, I think the elderly economy will have completely exploded. What will the business world look like?

The normal retirement age is 60 for men, 55 for female cadres and 50 for female workers. In other words, the luckiest group of people will have their working years extended by 15 years. When you just graduate: you can retire after 27 years of work! After working for 7 years: you can retire after another 35 years of work. The gift of time is true to me.

I won’t still be making videos and writing articles when I’m 65, will I? But it doesn’t matter, I’ve already thought of the title.

01

"These ten new consumer brands have been with us for half our lives"

02

"In 2055, a bull market is expected, and A-shares start the battle to defend 3,000 points"

03

《At 65, do commercial IP so you don’t need to rely on pension》

04

"Lei Jun's Annual Speech: The Courage to Grow Old" - su37 Launch Conference

05

《At 65, it’s not too late to build a passive income model》

06

"The loan from 30 years ago is finally paid off, and the 65-year-old TA starts a new life"

07

"TA bought a commercial and residential property 40 years ago. The property rights have expired, but the person is still alive"

08

"TA, who is unmarried and childless, finally figures out how to spend all his savings before he dies"

09

"To facilitate workers' commuting, the tricycle version of shared bicycles is now available"

10

"Xiaomi's brand is renewed and renamed "old money""

11

"Xiaohongshu evolves into Laohongshu, the trendy life of a 65-year-old buyer"

12

"Kuaishou changed its name to Manshou because users' hand speed slowed down"

13

"TikTok slogan updated to: Record the wonderful life of old age"

14

《QQ launches a one-click function to pray to old friends》

15

"Xianyu elderly massage bed becomes the most sold item"

16

"The hottest item on June 18, 2055! A wig's method to become a hit"

17

"Call your old baby, the traffic code for live streaming in the elderly"

18

"Seizing single elderly people means seizing the future of the brand"

19

AirPods 20: Smart hearing aids and simultaneous interpretation help you work without worries

20

The only core competitiveness in the workplace in 2055: good health

twenty one

"50-65 years old is a turning point in life. If you learn these three points, you can overtake others"

twenty three

"65 years old, no house, no stock trading, income exceeds 90% of netizens nationwide"

twenty three

"I became a director at the age of 30. How do I manage my 65-year-old subordinates?"

Of course, retiring at 65 does not mean you have to work until you are 65. I hope that at the age of 65, we can all find a lifestyle we like.

Editor: Jasmine; Editor-in-Chief: Shen Shuaibo

Source: Jinjibo Finance (ID: 193519)

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