It’s so much fun to correct short essays on the food delivery app!

This article collects the comments from merchants and buyers under the jury function in the Meituan food delivery app, and found many ridiculous stories. In this busy life, let's have some fun!

I receive a lot of messages from friends saying that their lives are miserable and boring, and they want me to see something interesting.

have!

It really exists!

What I am going to introduce to you today will brighten up your whole world. This is my personal experience.

Open the Meituan Takeaway APP in your hand and enter the jury function.

Then take a look, friends, and see the game between the merchants and users.

This is an interesting life that no screenwriter or comedian can create.

This thing cured my mental exhaustion.

Here you can see the diversity of human beings.

Some people are not very good at distinguishing ingredients, and when they see green they think it is coriander.

Some people are too good at distinguishing ingredients...but their memory is not very good.

Some people may have a good memory but poor eyesight.

Of course, it may not be a problem with eyesight, but simply that he doesn’t know how to read.

I can only say that the merchant’s response made me laugh out loud.

Of course, sometimes, knowing a word does not mean knowing what it means.

This user looks very young and has not watched enough old Hong Kong movies, so he has some misunderstandings about frogs.

But compared with the person below, the mistake he made is understandable.

Is it possible that he thought "Daleng" was a place name?

Some people taught me to think positively before posting a bad review, otherwise the situation will become a bit embarrassing.

When you don’t know how to count, it’s best to have a chat with the merchant first.

There are also some people who truly interpret what it means to have nothing better to do.

Of course, it is possible that he is not bored, but simply has a strange way of thinking.

After watching it all over, I became deeply fascinated by this software and found it so much fun to observe strange human samples.

But I didn't expect this was just the beginning.

Because if you come across a strange merchant, the fun value can be doubled.

Sometimes, a complaint with a unique train of thought can inspire a businessman's potential talk show talent.

For example, when you see a negative review about minced meat eggplant that says there is no meat in it, you must be curious about how the merchant can prove that there is meat in it, right?

The key is that the merchants don’t play tricks on you and directly show you the ingredient list.

Wow, wow, this is the first time I’ve seen such a cool merchant.

The most common tactic used by merchants is actually to play dumb, like this.

This type of person is like a legal advisor, and is very good at pretending to be confused.

Those who are not good at pretending to be confused mostly don’t know that their appeals need to be reviewed by the users.

Of course, the most amazing one is the cute little one who can resolve all sadness and anger in an instant.

All I can say is that I nearly died of laughter when I saw this one.

But some businesses only know how to use magical excuses to make a scene.

This game also has life points, which are the little hearts in the upper right corner. If your choice is different from most people, your little hearts will fall off. Once all the little hearts have fallen off, you can no longer play.

Wow, the anti-addiction system has been set up.

Originally I thought I could play with this kind of thing all day long and there was no reason for it to fail.

Until I saw some weird reversals that made me completely confused about which side I should stand on.

After seeing it, I actually searched for the Hundred Family Surnames version of Wanglaoji. I can only say that I learned a lot. If I were in his shoes, I would also feel that I had bought a counterfeit beverage.

But sometimes the plot changes so fast that it even makes me doubt myself.

When I saw these, I felt ashamed for all the fried chicken I had eaten over the years. I felt like I had eaten the chicken in vain. I couldn't even figure out which leg of the chicken I was eating.

For some particularly difficult questions, I often need the experts in the comment section to point them out before I can understand them.

At the time, I thought the merchant was too much. If I asked for vinegar, why didn’t he give it to me? Is it still human to eat dumplings without vinegar?

But soon I stopped laughing because I read the comments and realized...

This is a fried chicken restaurant.

There are even more advanced ones, with hidden information so deeply hidden that it just burned my brain. I couldn’t figure it out after looking at it for a long time.

As a result, I started to criticize my friends in the comment section as soon as they started talking.

Hey, in Meituan, you can even complain about other companies.

There are also various wonderful comments in the comment section.

Sometimes the comments are simple but very heartbreaking.

If the merchant's counterattack is not strong enough, the comment section will urge you to release your aggression.

Of course, most of the time, the comment section will do the job directly.

Sometimes, some very confusing questions can make your smile disappear.

But it doesn’t matter, the comments section will make you happy.

Of course, merchants are sometimes the source of great reviews.

After a few days of playing with it, all I can say is that I’m absolutely in love with this thing.

Here you can eat all kinds of strange melons, see all kinds of concise and clear essays, and see very quick slaps in the face.

He produces more gossips in a day than the entertainment industry produces in a year.

Compared to it, even the most stupid ones are out of touch with life.

Whenever you feel unhappy, remember to open this and make yourself happy.

Author: Qingsuan Banfo; Source public account: Banfoxianren (ID: banfoSB)