Workers' copywriting, suitable for reading on weekdays

When working, you will always face various problems and worries. The road to working is long and difficult. This article tells the story of a worker going crazy. I hope you will be interested.

It is said that 80% of the pain in life comes from working, but if you don’t work, 100% of the pain will come from having no money.

So people choose to go out of their homes and embark on the road to work, but they didn't expect that this road would be so long and difficult. From Monday to Friday, it was like going through a winter and summer.

Taking advantage of the boss's pie and stepping into the traps of colleagues, this mentality is about to collapse at any time.

If some things are destined to be impossible to communicate, it is recommended to just go crazy. A group of crazy copywritings of working people, which one did you go crazy after reading?

01

When it comes to the crazy copywriters, the first recommendation is the copywriters of but-lab. Their copywriters work overtime every day, stay up late, and write copy. No wonder they go crazy so thoroughly, telling us that copywriting really comes from life.

People can empathize with animals, and I began to understand chickens, waking up early and screaming loudly.

People's awakening depends 1% on being reminded by others, and 99% on being cut into pieces.

The real meaning of staying up late is to first see the sun off, then stay up till the moon is gone, and when the sun comes back, everyone will say you did a great job.

Whenever I encounter something stupid that I can't let go of, I go traveling to relax. Now I haven't been home for 2 years.

My biggest problem as a person is that I want to be a human being too much.

My current life situation is that I always feel that I have so much future, but no present.

My lifeline was broken before my love line and after my career line. It was a close call, as I was almost killed by love.

Humans can go to the moon in a spaceship, but they can never explore the universe inside other people's hearts.

This set of copywriting is to promote but-lab's interactive installation work "How Are You, a Grain of Sand" at the Aranya Theater Festival. Because they see the insignificance of human beings as individuals in this vast universe, they want people to truly realize the preciousness of life.

They created 100 interactive installations as small as sand. A little man was hung in the glass with a grain of sand from Aranya Beach at the position of his heart, representing our insignificance. They will invite 100 people to complete this work together.

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Speaking of the crazy copywriting of working people, the second one to be promoted is still the copywriting of but-lab. This set of copywriting is less crazy and more bitter. The product promoted is the co-branded coffee of but-lab and Largo Lagou.

He says that his life is not hard, but he works harder than anyone else for fear of losing that little bit of work fee.

The company always likes to do something to me, changing my salary, my vacation, and my benefits.

When it comes to work, I have gradually changed from liking to say yes to getting used to saying yes.

When I went to a coffee shop in the past, I often heard people worrying about projects worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Now, when I go to a coffee shop, all I hear are people discussing how to renew their social security.

The so-called hardship of work means that I have changed from liking mocha to liking shoulder and neck massage cards.

After adulthood, friends are all colleagues. After work, the beverage is coffee. One is assigned by work, the other is forced by the project.

The poor people are not afraid of getting lost, because they want to see the world from a thousand miles away.

I wondered why this coffee was so bitter. It turned out that bitter melon juice was added to the coffee. Did they mean that in addition to the bitterness of work, there is also the bitterness of love? Not only is there bitterness in front of you, but there is also bitterness in the distance?

03

If there is a problem that cannot be solved even if you go crazy, or a problem that you cannot get through even if you work hard, then you can only try to lie down or quit your job. As a joke teller said: If you have to go to the company at work time, then you also have to go home at the end of the day, right?

Why lie flat? The larger the area of ​​the same force, the smaller the pressure.

This sentence is the first time that the rationality of lying down has been demonstrated from the perspective of physical science, and it suggests applying for this year's Nobel Prize in Physics.

Escape velocity is related to the mass of the Earth, and resignation velocity is related to the quality of the company.

Just kidding, it's impossible to resign.

In fact, these two sentences are based on the promotional copy of "Zhang Chaoyang's Physics Class":

The smaller the force-bearing area, the greater the pressure, so when the pressure is high, just lie down for a while.

The magnitude of gravity is related to mass, no wonder I am always attracted to the bed every day.

Well, since you still have to attend this class, remember to set an alarm.

From now on, treat the alarm clock like a suona. When you wake up, you go to work. When you don’t wake up, you hit the road.

But please always remember that although the house belongs to the landlord, life does not. Life belongs to the boss.

Author: Kuang Thirteen

Source: WeChat public account "Copywriting Free Shipping"